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EXCERPT FROM THE BOOK:
Are You Sure It Was A Girl?
The main
objective for a lot of guys was to increase their sexual
experience and skill as lovers. This may sound one dimensional
or bizarre, but this was back in the day when a new generation
of young men who were exposed to their father’s playboy
magazines and some of the newer racer magazines such as Hustler,
Oui, Penthouse. For the women it was Playgirl. Back then a lot
of books were popularized for the hungry masses who were not
just satisfied with getting laid, oh no! The sexual revolution
had made the necessity of becoming a great lover important to a
lot of people so that they could make the experience mutually
erotic and satisfying.
That’s why
books like “The Sensuous man”, “The Sensuous Woman”, “The
Sensuous Couple”, “The Happy Hooker” “The Kinsey Report”, “Every
Thing You Wanted to Know About Sex”, but you were afraid to
ask”, and of course the Robert Heinlein’s classic, “Stranger in
a Strange Land”, were hot in demand and help to set the tone of
my generation. The sixties had a lot of people dropping out,
turning on and tuning into each other’s bodies.
My friends and
I were not interested in dropping out or turning on to drugs,
but we were very interested in tuning into the bodies of the
female population. For the primates I hung out with, discovering
our sexuality, having sex as often as possible was good, but
being known as the guy who knew how to tune in the ladies was
especially important. It’s just like any skill, you have to love
it, and you have to practice as often as possible.
This required a
lot of out in the field study and training. Some of us were so
eager to get as much field work and training under their belts
that a few of us would venture into dark uncharted territories
better left undiscovered, -- at least for us heterosexual
primates.
In King of
Prussia on the main drag of 202 there was an adult bookstore
that had just opened for business. We use to go in there to
explore what new and neat educational publications, and high
tech teaching aids we could get a hold off. (Just for
educational purposes you understand). Now this place was a hang
out for middle age guys who seemed to enjoy looking at young
teenage men. It was a bit creepy. I would hear a few of these
guys talking on a CB.
One middle age
guy was saying, “Hey good buddy, this is “Pig Poker” looking to
hook up with “Pork Belly.”
Within 15
minutes some guy comes in smiling looking around at the middle
age guys and says, “Hey I’m Pork Belly, who is Pig Poker?”
The guy who had
been on the CB yells, “Over here!” They greet each other and go
arm and arm into the back.
One day a few
friends of mine, and their names I will not reveal, told me that
they had gone to the Adult bookstore claiming that there was a
room you could go into and in that room there was a hole in the
wall.
My friends said
that they found out that they could put their tallywacker in the
hole and a woman on the other side would do… you know…. things
that a lot of men like, but many of their girlfriends or wives
don’t like…. and of course this made them very happy. These
fellow primates were giggling like a bunch of silly chipmunks.
In my mind’s
eye I saw both “Pig Poker” and “Pork Belly” in the room on the
other side of the hole, smiling and salivating. Envisioning this
made me shiver and feel nauseous, the evil and naughty part of
me made me ask the question that begged asking,
So I asked,
“How do you know it’s a woman on the other side?”
My three
friends face’s immediately blanched. It never occurred to them
to think otherwise. Two of them tried to protest and say that
they knew it had to be a woman. Of course I had to point out the
fact that every time we went in the store there was always that
group of CB sex cowboys looking for their good buddies on the
open road to play with.
I laughed and
said, “Hell, I bet if you look you will probably see that you
have whisker burns on your monkey!”
Judging by their
looks I could tell that they felt even gloomier.
Laughing I
said, “Ah you’re probably right.”
They did not
seem convinced and it’s not entirely their fault. You see…our
evil little brute demands to be fed and satiated all the time,
or at least at the most inconvenient hours or situations. It has
a little brain of its own.
Just ask any
man, he’ll tell you that if you took off the little German Field
Marshall helmet, you would see that our little soldier has got a
cerebral cortex and it often suffers from swelling of the brain.
It doesn’t always know what it’s doing. Yet we often follow our
leader blindly, mindlessly, wherever it may point.
MOST PEOPLE TALK BULLSHIT:
One Primate's Search For Intelligent Life
(EXODUS)
MOST PEOPLE TALK BULLSHIT:
One Primate's Search For Intelligent Life
(REVELATIONS)
MOST PEOPLE TALK BULLSHIT:
One Primate's Search For Intelligent Life
(JUDGMENT DAY)
ADVENTURES IN MARINE BIOLOGY
THE MARINES: GOD'S CHOSEN
WARRIORS
VINCE'S GYM
CONVERSATIONS WITH NEO
NEO TEACHES ME THE ART OF WAR
& PEACE;
His Version of The Matrix
MEMORIES OF MY FATHERS
ZEN & THE ART OF RESISTANCE
TRAINING:
A Yogic & Scientific Approach To Weight
Lifting
ZEN & THE BIOLOGY OF
TRANSCENDENCE:
The First Matrix of Psychic
Phenomena
ZEN & THE ART OF KINESIOLOGY:
The Yogic & Scientific
Approach To Movement
ZEN & YOUR ENERGY SYSTEMS
ZEN & VARIOUS ASPECTS OF
TRAINING
HOMEPAGE TO MOST PEOPLE TALK BULLSHIT:
One Primate's Search For Intelligent Life
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