I am on my back and I am naked. I feel cool air on my warm skin.

      I see big things and bright light and there is two big people hovering over me. One is a woman the other is dark haired man with swarthy skin.

       The woman I recognize. Not surprising since I have seen her everyday since the day I emerged on the scene. She is my world; my very survival depends on her.

         My Mother and the man seem to know each other. I can’t be certain, but I think he is my Father. He is looking down at me smiling.

         He seems friendly.

         He is helping my Mother by wiping my butt clean.

         I feel pressure. I need release from this uncomfortable pressure.

         He starts to wipe where it always feels good.

         This causes a powerful release and it feels wonderful.

         A stream of pee shoots out of the part of me that always feels good… like a geyser.

         The stream hits the friendly man in his face, in his hair, all over him.

         His face has an odd look, like something is wrong or soon will be.

         It is a look that makes me feel uneasy.

         The woman who I depend on everyday is making loud sounds that I recognize as being good sounds… pleasure usually comes when I hear these sounds. (Later I would learn these sounds are laughter).

         Suddenly, the man is making those sounds and he is showing all his teeth and he is jiggling me with what seems like good intentions.

         Both of them seem happy.

         I feel good, no more uncomfortable pressure. I am warm, and clean and the woman and man are making happy faces and sounds.

         I am happy!